SnK fans can pretend their anime is “deep” while I rewatch Cowboy Bebop and contemplate existentialism, my connection to whatever God I choose to believe in, and what is my purpose in the ever expanding universe
this is a necessity for me
dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo
all right, you’ve convinced me.
Diego Simeone: I'll take him on loan, & him on loan, & oh yeah, this guy too. *gets into random fight*
Carlo Ancelotti: My squad is set, I don't need-- *Perez crashes through glass ceiling* "Hey Carlo, soooo I was out with some chicas & long story short I got us a new striker"
Jose Mourinho: Welcome our new player, he's 50, I coached him once 20 years ago.
Brendan Rogers: Have you never heard of him & is he under 24? Perfect.
Pep Guardiola: Buy a defender? This is just a concept of a small mind, we can all be defenders. Just watch, I will take this forward and convert him to defender.
Klopp: Go ahead, take my guys, idgaf, I'll just get new ones, I will never die, thiS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!
Arsene Wenger: hmmm...
Arsene Wenger: I mean he's not even French...
Arsene Wenger: *sighs*
Arsene Wenger: Okay, maybe-- *transfer period is closed* oh thank god
i almost scrolled away
You asked for Watson you get Watson.
Doctor and the missus.
Holmes sandwich on Watson… bread.
Mary did Holmes make up and picked out his outfit.
cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman
im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story
all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying
SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU
Hey kids this is a symptom of depression