week ago 

try to crucify me and we tweakin ho

posted 41 seconds ago


me at 7: holy shit $10 im rich 

me at 23: holy shit $10 im rich

posted 16 minutes ago

(Source: jameskirked)

posted 2 hours ago


was about to make a post about how disappointed i am that the nicki minaj wikia isnt called “wiki minaj” but


(Source: pullet)

posted 2 hours ago



how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

posted 2 hours ago



if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.
posted 2 hours ago


once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

posted 2 hours ago


This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

(Source: smilestoinspire)

posted 2 hours ago


hey! hey! samurai heart!

posted 2 hours ago
actual conversation i had with my sister
a moreno pic open in photoshop
sis: did xabi gain weight?
me: what?
sis: no wait. xabi isn't that old is he?
me: WHAT?
sis: that is xabis son isn't it?
me: not technically ....
sis: could have fooled me
sis: but if you remove his beard, he will look like gerrard
sis: this is so freaky close the laptop!
posted 2 hours ago

why is it that whenever i mention moving out my parents act so defensive and yell at me to get a job??? like im leaving one way or another eventually so shush

posted 2 hours ago
Me in every situation since September 9th: I'd rather be playing Destiny.
posted 13 hours ago



sometimes tumblr’s US-centric social justice makes me so fucking frustrated. Right now sweden’s third biggest party are literally neo-nazis and our elections couldn’t even get onto trending tags today, goddamit.

Okay, so the post is gaining notes and…

posted 13 hours ago

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posted 14 hours ago


i can’t believe quizilla is shutting down… now how am i supposed to find out what anime elemental girl i am or who my yu-gi-oh boyfriend is

posted 14 hours ago