try to crucify me and we tweakin ho
me at 7: holy shit $10 im rich
me at 23: holy shit $10 im rich
was about to make a post about how disappointed i am that the nicki minaj wikia isnt called “wiki minaj” but
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badlyThis is legitimately comforting.
once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell
This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
sis: did xabi gain weight?
sis: no wait. xabi isn't that old is he?
sis: that is xabis son isn't it?
me: not technically ....
sis: could have fooled me
sis: but if you remove his beard, he will look like gerrard
sis: this is so freaky close the laptop!
why is it that whenever i mention moving out my parents act so defensive and yell at me to get a job??? like im leaving one way or another eventually so shush
sometimes tumblr’s US-centric social justice makes me so fucking frustrated. Right now sweden’s third biggest party are literally neo-nazis and our elections couldn’t even get onto trending tags today, goddamit.
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